My love for you is speeding truck…
Welcome to BERZERKER Viking Fighting arts. With such popular training courses as “Viking Tactical Warhammer” and “Rape the Rapist,” it’s easy to see that the BERZERKER Viking Fighting system is the most effective in the world.
Read the interview with Grandmaster Sven S.* Svenson for gems like:
“it’s better to stand and fight because if you run, you’ll only die tired”
or “If you knew what I could do to you with a frozen carrot, you’d be very afraid right now.”
or even “You know, it’s pretty damned difficult to rape someone when your nuts have just been skewered by a pencil… That’s a pretty strong turn-off in my world – even for a Viking!”
I’ve already placed my order for EXPERT BERZERKER™ 2: Improvised Viking Weapons – The Beer Toss, The Ocular Cavity Cheese Thrust and The Surprise Kidney Stab
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*What do you want to bet the ‘S’ stands for Sven?
Hail Thor!
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