You didn’t hear about this months ago? Yeeesh, the horror.
On a slightly funnier note, I did come across an awesome movie review for Eragon on the Linkswarm forums. (spoilers, oh noes!):
In a word, this movie was FANTASTIC.
You will not leave the theater thinking it was a thin remake of Star Wars wrapped around a watered down Middle Earth. You won’t find the characters uninteresting and derivative, or the plot to be mickey mouse tripe penned by a fifteen year old Lucas worshiper.
You will get to see Luke Skywalker, uh, I mean Eragon embark on a heroic quest with Obi-wan, I mean his Wise Mentor, because his uncle is killed on his farm by Darth Vader, I mean the Shade character, after Leia, I mean what’s her face, sends Luke-agon R2d2, oh, I mean a dragon’s egg, and then the egg hatches and becomes an X-wing I mean a dragon and the director uses a clever plot device so it can grow up fast enough to keep the story moving along, then they set off and meet Han Solo I mean the Spunky Sidekick and Luke-agon gets a light saber, I mean a flaming sword, and Obi-wan gets killed in the Death Star, I mean Dark Fortress, and they meet up with the rebel alliance and kill Vader and The Emperor grows angry enough to leave an opening for a sequel.
Overall, Eragon reminds one of the longest run on sentence in cinema history with special effects attached. It makes me feel almost guilty that I walked in without paying because there was no ticket taker in hallway.
p.s. be sure your cell phone has a few nifty games loaded, you may want to check them out.
Indeed I did check hear about this a month ago. The TRAILER is new as of today or yesterday. In it, you can see that the ol OP is a truck (not a fire truck) and there are a couple nifty transforming scenes. I think it is going to be pretty human driven though with a freaking romance and all. Sheesh.
Now if you will excuse me…
Guuummy Beeeaaaars!
Bouncin here and there and everywheeeere!
High adventure that’s beyond compaaaare!
They are the Gummy Bears!
22:02 pm, December 20, 2006Ancient Mariner / Reply
Huh. Don’t that beat all. I know a couple of punk-ass kids who lived and breathed this stuff for a few years (d-fingers; ‘bot – don’t answer if I call your names), you’ll recognize them: first in line at the movie.
14:31 pm, December 20, 2006GoBotSodomizer /
You didn’t hear about this months ago? Yeeesh, the horror.
On a slightly funnier note, I did come across an awesome movie review for Eragon on the Linkswarm forums. (spoilers, oh noes!):
In a word, this movie was FANTASTIC.
You will not leave the theater thinking it was a thin remake of Star Wars wrapped around a watered down Middle Earth. You won’t find the characters uninteresting and derivative, or the plot to be mickey mouse tripe penned by a fifteen year old Lucas worshiper.
You will get to see Luke Skywalker, uh, I mean Eragon embark on a heroic quest with Obi-wan, I mean his Wise Mentor, because his uncle is killed on his farm by Darth Vader, I mean the Shade character, after Leia, I mean what’s her face, sends Luke-agon R2d2, oh, I mean a dragon’s egg, and then the egg hatches and becomes an X-wing I mean a dragon and the director uses a clever plot device so it can grow up fast enough to keep the story moving along, then they set off and meet Han Solo I mean the Spunky Sidekick and Luke-agon gets a light saber, I mean a flaming sword, and Obi-wan gets killed in the Death Star, I mean Dark Fortress, and they meet up with the rebel alliance and kill Vader and The Emperor grows angry enough to leave an opening for a sequel.
Overall, Eragon reminds one of the longest run on sentence in cinema history with special effects attached. It makes me feel almost guilty that I walked in without paying because there was no ticket taker in hallway.
p.s. be sure your cell phone has a few nifty games loaded, you may want to check them out.
—Heh.
18:06 pm, December 20, 2006Chickenjack /
Indeed I did check hear about this a month ago. The TRAILER is new as of today or yesterday. In it, you can see that the ol OP is a truck (not a fire truck) and there are a couple nifty transforming scenes. I think it is going to be pretty human driven though with a freaking romance and all. Sheesh.
Now if you will excuse me…
Guuummy Beeeaaaars!
Bouncin here and there and everywheeeere!
High adventure that’s beyond compaaaare!
They are the Gummy Bears!
22:02 pm, December 20, 2006Ancient Mariner /
Huh. Don’t that beat all. I know a couple of punk-ass kids who lived and breathed this stuff for a few years (d-fingers; ‘bot – don’t answer if I call your names), you’ll recognize them: first in line at the movie.
6:48 am, December 21, 2006Chickenjack /
Naw, Gobot’s a hater and doesn’t like fun.
18:56 pm, December 21, 2006torinaga /
I am also told that he hates America for its freedom.
6:56 am, December 22, 2006Chickenjack /
Funny how he defends it all the time…
7:46 am, December 22, 2006Ancient Mariner /
It’s a fine balance…