Spacemadness

• Did I hear that right? Someone on the news just said SPACE ELEVATOR. Yess!! #

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• Profanity: the inevitable crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker. #

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• About three fans short of ever getting the house cool. #
• If I worked for an insurance company, I would find it really hard to sleep at night. #

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• New big knife is big. #

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• hungry, hungry hippo. #

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• Babywatch update? #
• RT @torinaga Henry Ryan Van Amburg. Born 06/30 /09 @ 0105. 9lbs, 21 1/2". Mom is champ. #
• RIP, TPB #
• Mexican food at midnight. There was a Reckoning… #

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• Mondays only exist to remind you that there is something worse than a Sunday morning hangover. #
• The Oklahoma City Rollers #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• The Kennedys that are still Alive. #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• The Wu Tang Organization #coolbandsmadeuncool #

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• Rectum? It nearly killed me! #
• I'm tweeting because I don't want next week's Tweet Roll to be 100% Rectum. #
• I want to draw attention to the fact that the last tweet also mentioned Rectum. We might be hosed, people. #
• What's the plural of smurf? Is it smurves? Because it totally should be. #
• You ever eat a bagel too fast and feel it gluifying and scraping its way towards your digestive system? #
• Arrrg, return you stupid script! RETURN SO I CAN GO HOME! #

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• Trying to acertain how to stuff meatballs with win. #

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• Dear Mr. Reznor: You are to old, chubby, and successful to be performing any songs from Pretty Hate Machine any more. Thanks in advance. #
• I wish the sun melted fat. #

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• Spaghetti + Sauerkraut? Yeah, I went there. #
• I just warshed a cat. #
• I think an emu shit on my car. #

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• Warrior is about to snooze. #
• Warrior needs coffee, badly. #
• Don’t shoot coffee. Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Bada bada bump bump. Bada Bada bump bump. #

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• Monday, monday. Can’t trust that day. It’s armed to the teeth and hungry to slaaaay. #
• Zen riddle: If Henry Rollins has no neck, what’s that Black Flag tattoo on the back of? #

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• Brisket in my belly. Loving on my mind! #
• Divine Justice for the Aztek has finally been delivered. #
• WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE! #
• I have been molesting our website. It is much lesss exciting than it sounds. #
• i see all sorts of fancy buttons! Either the admin elves have been here or I’ve had a stroke. #
• Passion of the Christ – the downbeat tale of an unemployed carpenter who dies ironically in a carpentry accident. #
• The tally in the last three days: Swine Flu: 1, Real Flu: 295. #
• Wash your freaking hands. #
• the reason for this tweet is the laziest of lazy… #

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• Sunshine, lollipops AND rainbows everywhere… #
• Adding more people to the cool person list below. #
• vodka bad. #

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