Entries Tagged as 'Twitter'

Tweets for the week of for 2010-05-23

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Tweets for the week of for 2010-04-25

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Tweets for the week of for 2010-04-18

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Tweets for the week of for 2010-04-05

  • Unless this is some sort of sick April Fool's prank, I think I just bought a house… #

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Tweets for the week of for 2010-03-22

  • Is that the inscrutible admiral staring concernedly down at me from the address bar? #
  • It's not a carp. #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-12-28

  • I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch my elf… #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-11-22

  • It's somebody's birthday today… She's tiny, asian, and dangerously crafty. Like a puma. But not. #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-11-15

  • I'm thinking of opening a gender re-assignment clinic. I'll call it Thunderdome… #
  • Can I tweet that I feel like we should be following @shitmydadsays ? Cuz.. that'd be appropriate. *hinthint* #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-10-11

  • What happens when your Bromance gives you a broner? #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-09-20

  • The loser of a knife fight dies at the scene. The winner dies on the way to the hospital. #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-09-06

  • My girlfriend just showed me a Scottish Pirate metal band. Called Alestorm. She's a fucking keeper. #
  • Today's xkcd is rather NSFW #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-08-30

  • Rampage is playing B.A Baracus in the new A-Team movie. I am intrigued. #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-08-23

  • Did I hear that right? Someone on the news just said SPACE ELEVATOR. Yess!! #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-08-09

  • Profanity: the inevitable crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker. #

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Tweets for the week of for 2009-08-02

  • About three fans short of ever getting the house cool. #
  • If I worked for an insurance company, I would find it really hard to sleep at night. #

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