Spacemadness

• I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch my elf… #

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• It's somebody's birthday today… She's tiny, asian, and dangerously crafty. Like a puma. But not. #

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• I'm thinking of opening a gender re-assignment clinic. I'll call it Thunderdome… #
• Can I tweet that I feel like we should be following @shitmydadsays ? Cuz.. that'd be appropriate. *hinthint* #

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• What happens when your Bromance gives you a broner? #

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• The loser of a knife fight dies at the scene. The winner dies on the way to the hospital. #

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• My girlfriend just showed me a Scottish Pirate metal band. Called Alestorm. She's a fucking keeper. #
• Today's xkcd is rather NSFW #

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• Rampage is playing B.A Baracus in the new A-Team movie. I am intrigued. #

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• Did I hear that right? Someone on the news just said SPACE ELEVATOR. Yess!! #

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• Profanity: the inevitable crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker. #

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• About three fans short of ever getting the house cool. #
• If I worked for an insurance company, I would find it really hard to sleep at night. #

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• New big knife is big. #

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• hungry, hungry hippo. #

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• Babywatch update? #
• RT @torinaga Henry Ryan Van Amburg. Born 06/30 /09 @ 0105. 9lbs, 21 1/2". Mom is champ. #
• RIP, TPB #
• Mexican food at midnight. There was a Reckoning… #

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• Mondays only exist to remind you that there is something worse than a Sunday morning hangover. #
• The Oklahoma City Rollers #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• The Kennedys that are still Alive. #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• The Wu Tang Organization #coolbandsmadeuncool #

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• Rectum? It nearly killed me! #
• I'm tweeting because I don't want next week's Tweet Roll to be 100% Rectum. #
• I want to draw attention to the fact that the last tweet also mentioned Rectum. We might be hosed, people. #
• What's the plural of smurf? Is it smurves? Because it totally should be. #
• You ever eat a bagel too fast and feel it gluifying and scraping its way towards your digestive system? #
• Arrrg, return you stupid script! RETURN SO I CAN GO HOME! #

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