It was free, and just magically arrived in the mail!!!!
You know you want to see.
Also, this guy’s blog is awesome, and he’s probably one of my favorite local-ish writers without a penny or notoriety to his name. I highly recommend you click around and read his stuff at your leisure.
But mostly, just check out my machete!
NSFW. Or kids. Or wives, I suppose, unless yours happens to be all pervy… (like me).
Um… French game show.
More like hello, inside-out dog things and vampire-zombies coming to eat your brains out as soon as it gets dark, etc, etc.
I’m pretty sure THIS is exactly how movies like that always start. Correct me if I’m wrong.