It was free, and just magically arrived in the mail!!!!
You know you want to see.
Also, this guy’s blog is awesome, and he’s probably one of my favorite local-ish writers without a penny or notoriety to his name. I highly recommend you click around and read his stuff at your leisure.
NSFW. Or kids. Or wives, I suppose, unless yours happens to be all pervy… (like me).
I might as well try to sell you on it as well..
CTV Olympics – Library asked to cover up non-sponsors’ logos during Games.
Is ‘Giant George’ the world’s tallest dog? The 7ft-long blue great dane could claim title!
“Thas a huuuuuuuuuge bitch!”
Just- not actually a bitch. 
More like hello, inside-out dog things and vampire-zombies coming to eat your brains out as soon as it gets dark, etc, etc.
I’m pretty sure THIS is exactly how movies like that always start. Correct me if I’m wrong.