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Who wants to see me with a machete??

It was free, and just magically arrived in the mail!!!!

You know you want to see.

Also, this guy’s blog is awesome, and he’s probably one of my favorite local-ish writers without a penny or notoriety to his name. I highly recommend you click around and read his stuff at your leisure.

But mostly, just check out my machete!

YouTube – L’épreuve des seins dans fort boyard

NSFW. Or kids. Or wives, I suppose, unless yours happens to be all pervy…  (like me).

Um… French game show.


I, for one, welocome our new ant overlords.

BBC – Earth News – Ant mega-colony takes over world.

Since I am already bagging the Olympics this year.

I might as well try to sell you on it as well..

CTV Olympics – Library asked to cover up non-sponsors’ logos during Games.

Following in a Dog-like Theme…

Is ‘Giant George’ the world’s tallest dog? The 7ft-long blue great dane could claim title!

“Thas a huuuuuuuuuge bitch!”

Just- not actually a bitch. 😉

We need to teach more Satire in this country.

3 arrested in attacks against redheads – 11/30/09 – Los Angeles-Southern California-LA Breaking News, Weather, Traffic, Sports – abc7.com.

Miracle Drug on 34th Street?

More like hello, inside-out dog things and vampire-zombies coming to eat your brains out as soon as it gets dark, etc, etc.

I’m pretty sure THIS is exactly how movies like that always start. Correct me if I’m wrong.


This is the purpose of the Wii.