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This Just In:

Spacemadness’ collective heart broken, news at 11.

We’re going to need to come up with a new plan for when we win the lotto, which is sad.

But being able to head into The T-Town elks after it’s been restored for a beer will be pretty freakin’ cool.

And so it begins.

Start packing.

It’s coming.

Somebody call Big Jim & The Twins, tell ’em they’re about to have some friends over for an indeterminate amount of time. Call your relatives to say goodbye. Stock up on buckshot and bottled water. Maybe pick up some cutlery.

We know the drill.

See you on the other side of the apocalypse.

What.

Harold & Kumar Go to Washington.

No. Seriously.

Well, just Kumar.

Further evidence that Cheesepuff was right about British news.

Balls and Bottoms give way to Wangs in name game…

“…Wang grew by 2225 percent.”

It’s a christmas miracle!

Treasury pressure leads to AIG scaling back bonuses – CNN.com

Treasury pressure leads to AIG scaling back bonuses – CNN.com.

Where I work, we don’t get bonuses if we don’t make money.

Somebody call BigJim

And ask him what the fuck happened here.

Mad Magazine to switch to quarterly publication.

The feedback we’ve gotten from readers,’ quipped Editor John Ficarra, ‘is that only every third issue of MAD is funny, so we’ve decided to just publish those.

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If only they would call Saturday Night Live.

KHAAAAAN!!!!!

RIIIP

Don’t mess with Porsche.

Some serious stock market serial crushing going on.

A 911 in every pot!

Another sports post…

along the lines of the last one but with less senseless violence incited by adolescents.

Capping an already dreadful year for Seattle sports…

Seattle street musician beaten to death

I’m pretty sure I saw that guy playing last time I went to an M’s game.

Later Paul

Paul Newman, actor who personified cool, dies – Yahoo! News

One of the few Hollywood types that is deserving of real respect, in my opinion.

But what can i do to save Social Security?

Drink up!

In a world…

Where one man…

Apparently had the same doctor as Bernie Mac….

🙁

Skeletor denied entry to bar due to lack of ID.

The owner says that the Part Time bouncer needs more training, I say he needs a raise.