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		<title>Nate Dogg, Voice of G-Funk, Dead At 41 &#8211; Music, Celebrity, Artist News &#124; MTV</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nate Dogg, Voice of G-Funk, Dead At 41 &#8211; Music, Celebrity, Artist News &#124; MTV. Remember to pour some out tonight]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1659986/nate-dogg-dead.jhtml'>Nate Dogg, Voice of G-Funk, Dead At 41 &#8211; Music, Celebrity, Artist News | MTV</a>.</p>
<p>Remember to pour some out tonight</p>
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		<title>Why That &#8216;NASA Discovers Alien Life&#8217; Story Is Bullshit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why That &#8216;NASA Discovers Alien Life&#8217; Story Is Bullshit. The rebuttal to my last post.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://ca.gawker.com/5777460/fox-news-publishes-fake-exclusive-about-discovery-of-alien-life'>Why That &#8216;NASA Discovers Alien Life&#8217; Story Is Bullshit</a>.</p>
<p>The rebuttal to my last post.</p>
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		<title>Terry Pratchett creates a sword with meteorites &#124; News.com.au</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 04:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay for Sir Terry.]]></description>
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		<title>Even Conan shed a tear.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 20:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The GoBotSodomizer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frank Frazetta dies at 82. Memorial service soon; chainmail bikinis required.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/10/frank-frazetta-fantasy-illustrator-dies-at-82/?hp">Frank Frazetta dies at 82.</a></p>
<p>Memorial service soon; chainmail bikinis required.</p>
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		<title>This lady musta really wanted a Mike&#8217;s Deluxe</title>
		<link>http://spacemadness.net/news/this-lady-musta-really-wanted-a-mikes-deluxe/.</link>
		<comments>http://spacemadness.net/news/this-lady-musta-really-wanted-a-mikes-deluxe/.#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 14:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Car crashes through side of MSM Deli &#124; Local News &#8211; The News Tribune.]]></description>
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		<title>Obituaries &#124; Gene Porter, the man behind the hot sauce, dies at 71 &#124; Seattle Times Newspaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gene, if you can read this, you did all right..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011227470_bellevueporter02m.html'>Gene, if you can read this, you did all right.</a>.</p>
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		<title>Suspect in slays fan of ‘Dungeons’ &#8211; BostonHerald.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If are trying to get me to link to your website by posting something unintelligent, misleading, and flat out ridiculous then, Mission Accomplished. How many murderers have gone to church, ate cereal, or played baseball? When will we stop looking at what someone does to see what caused them to do it. They made a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If are trying to get me to link to your website by posting something unintelligent, misleading, and flat out ridiculous then, <a href='http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1233150&#038;format=comments#CommentsArea'>Mission Accomplished</a>.</p>
<p>How many murderers have gone to church, ate cereal, or played baseball? When will we stop looking at what someone does to see what caused them to do it. They made a choice to do something terrible, that is the cause, accept it. </p>
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		<title>Since I am already bagging the Olympics this year.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I might as well try to sell you on it as well.. CTV Olympics &#8211; Library asked to cover up non-sponsors&#8217; logos during Games.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I might as well try to sell you on it as well..</p>
<p><a href='http://www.ctvolympics.ca/about-vancouver/news/newsid=25635.html'>CTV Olympics &#8211; Library asked to cover up non-sponsors&#8217; logos during Games</a>.</p>
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		<title>I guess I won&#8217;t we watching the Winter Olympics this year.</title>
		<link>http://spacemadness.net/news/i-guess-i-wont-we-watching-the-winter-olympics-this-year/.</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local News &#124; Canadian TV coverage of the Vancouver Olympics won&#8217;t be available here &#124; Seattle Times Newspaper.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/olympics/2010738218_olytv08.html'>Local News | Canadian TV coverage of the Vancouver Olympics won&#8217;t be available here | Seattle Times Newspaper</a>.</p>
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		<title>Following in a Dog-like Theme&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cheesepuff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is &#8216;Giant George&#8217; the world&#8217;s tallest dog? The 7ft-long blue great dane could claim title! &#8220;Thas a huuuuuuuuuge bitch!&#8221; Just- not actually a bitch.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1237727/Is-Giant-George-worlds-tallest-dog-The-7ft-long-blue-great-dane-claim-title.html">Is &#8216;Giant George&#8217; the world&#8217;s tallest dog? The 7ft-long blue great dane could claim title!</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Thas a huuuuuuuuuge bitch!&#8221;</p>
<p>Just- not actually a bitch. <img src='http://spacemadness.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>We need to teach more Satire in this country.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 arrested in attacks against redheads &#8211; 11/30/09 &#8211; Los Angeles-Southern California-LA Breaking News, Weather, Traffic, Sports &#8211; abc7.com.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&amp;id=7145356">3 arrested in attacks against redheads &#8211; 11/30/09 &#8211; Los Angeles-Southern California-LA Breaking News, Weather, Traffic, Sports &#8211; abc7.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Oh, Arnold</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The GoBotSodomizer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conan, what is best in life? Passive aggressive correspondence.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Conan, what is best in life?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/10/28/schwarzenegger-gives-california-legislature-a-hidden-finger/">Passive aggressive correspondence.</a></p>
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		<title>&#8216;Reading Rainbow&#8217; no more.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Reading Rainbow&#8217; Reaches Its Final Chapter : NPR. I am filled with the spacesadness]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112312561">&#8216;Reading Rainbow&#8217; Reaches Its Final Chapter : NPR</a>.</p>
<p>I am filled with the spacesadness</p>
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		<title>Ain&#8217;t Karma a bitch?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>torinaga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man killed by shards of glass after hurling girlfriend through shop window &#124; Mail Online.]]></description>
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		<title>Miracle Drug on 34th Street?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cheesepuff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More like hello, inside-out dog things and vampire-zombies coming to eat your brains out as soon as it gets dark, etc, etc. I&#8217;m pretty sure THIS is exactly how movies like that always start. Correct me if I&#8217;m wrong.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More like hello, inside-out dog things and vampire-zombies coming to eat your brains out as soon as it gets dark, etc, etc.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6669805.ece">THIS</a> is exactly how movies like that always start. Correct me if I&#8217;m wrong.</p>
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