The Norton Project
I may have teared up a little.
25 Of The Funniest Jeremy Clarkson Quips… In The World – Top Gear – Jalopnik
On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG: "It sounds like Barry White eating wasps."
via 25 Of The Funniest Jeremy Clarkson Quips… In The World – Top Gear – Jalopnik.
Best Rally navigator ever.
I wish I could have Barry Meade in the car with me for my commute every day.
Hell, I wish he was in the kitchen when I make a pot of coffee.
–Salty language ahoy, but it’s in an Irish accent, so it doesn’t really count.–
The wrath of the Killdozer
I’m not sure what is says about me that I think this guy is awesome. If you’re going to flip out and grind city hall into rubble, do it in style.
Even better than the duck call mod!
Make your car sound like a cross between an F1 racer and the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.
All this can be yours for about 50 cents!
That is the angriest, gassiest Fiesta I’ve ever seen.
Hyundai:
Buy one. We’ll fucking do anything.
Horrible or awesome?
I think the Ancient Mariner should find this handy for training material.