2008 March | Spacemadness

Yo

We are Rolling with this look until I feel unlazy enough to make new theme.

I couldn’t stand looking at the old one anymore.

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CNN is starting to lose me.

Some else please read that garbage and tell me if I am overreacting to it….

Your Baseline.

Who in the name of Johnny B. Goode give a rat’s right testicle what this guy thinks about the presidential primary race? He can’t even make a poignant or intelligent rhyme so why give him the microphone to talk (incoherently) about a subject he obviously cares little for.

For those of you who didn’t read the article here is a brief encapsulation.

I was for Hillary, but after I heard Obama speak on a racial matter I have changed my support.

Obama 4ever

I have kind of lost interest in the process.

I watch some debater but “I just got lost in everything that was going on..Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ‘50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy”.

Tags: WTF? by torinaga
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My love for you is speeding truck…

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*What do you want to bet the ‘S’ stands for Sven?

Hail Thor!

Tags: Funny, WTF? by The GoBotSodomizer
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