Spacemadness

Oh, what a collection of web poops I have here for you!

Aaaaaand, begin:

• Parents: Beat the shit out of your kids. Before Rowan Atkinson does it for you.

• If you’re planning on going out and slaying dragons, please make sure you’ve got all the gear and knowledge you need. Amazon’s got you covered, yo.

• Canadian rednecks, eh? Driving around looking for trouble, eh? Fucking with the wrong BMW driver, eh?

Extra special ending hilarity.

• Want to teabag someone an entire continent away, but can’t be bothered to load up a first-person-shooter to do it? Send ‘em a card.

• Still more motivational posters. This time RPG-style. I can’t decide if this is more or less dorky than the Trek ones.

• Takeitapart.net. Break stuff. It’s fun.

• The award for this year’s biggest WTF? comic goes to… No, seriously. What the shit is going on here?

• Ahhh, The Big Lebowski. Now in Cliff’s Notes version. 280-some f-bombs in a bit over 2 minutes. Hurray!

(probably NSFW, if you have speakers and your boss has ears.)

• The Sprinkle Brigade! …because one dog’s poop is another man’s art.

• Ahhh, irony rears its ugly head again.

• Doesn’t anyone look at this stuff before it’s released into the wild?

• I am probably going to get myself into big, big trouble playing with this. Worth it? Totally.

Ok, that is all. Go back about your business, citizen.