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IF we don’t eat we might DIE!

YES THATS RIGHT WE NEED SUSTAINANCE TO SURVIVE! So I would like to know what you are all bringing to the BBQ so we dont end up with 70 hamburger buns and no hamburger patties. So start posting what you would like to contribute weather it be a dish of some kind or something to drink or something for the grill that way we will have all the bases covered. This is all kinda last minute I know and I am sorry but..FUCKING DEAL WITH IT! Get back to me as soon as possible, thank you very much

Have a nice BEWA!

Alright……………BITCHES!

HEY!…There will be a party at my house for the fourth of July. I want all you mother fuckers to come on out. There will be plenty of space to pitch yourself a tent if you dont want to have to drive back home that night. It’s gunna be a potluck and BYOB I am sorry but my parents aren’t spending one thousand dollars so they can be robbed, vandalized, and have everyone bone out on them the next morning without helping with any of the clean up. So if you want more details like on what to bring or what time or can I bring anyone with call me. I get off work at three everyday. You mother fuckers better show up or I will personaly see to it you BURN IN HELL…….I know people I can make it happen!

Beeeee………………waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Screw you…

I like ‘em better’n the original. Bust out your big hat, big belt buckle, and chronic depression.

Clicky on that top pic for an mp3.

Camp pictures….OF DOOM!

Check out the extended for the pictures of our recent trip to Ft.Flaggler.
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Cry me a river

What do you mean you are revoking my licesence to print money?

or

Why I love google.

Who says physical comedy is dead?

These guys are great.

Directions to camping and information LONG

Moved to extended. It went on FOREVER.

(ed. by Torinaga)
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I may be changing my email address.

Mostly for the annoyance factor.

The worlds longest alphabetical email address.

Honestly, its not a compensation thing. Really! So stop thinking it.

Jeri Ryan + Sex Club = A news story to read post haste.

Okay, this is the Jeri Ryan sex club scandal extravaganza story in question. (Insert your own ?Resistance is Futile? joke here. You know you want to.)

Is this political posturing or sexy, oily, borgalicious marriage scandal? I am a bit dubious actually. On one hand it is supposed to be a close race over there in Illinois, and this could mess with this guys chances of getting elected. On the other hand, these papers were filed like 4 years ago.

Methinks ?being assimilated? by Ms. Ryan would be quite enough for me.

My apologies to all our genteel readers specifically for use of the words, sexy, oily, and borgalicious in the same sentence, and for the implication of this geek?s appreciation for Ms. Ryan?s?er?acting ability.

As if geeks don’t have to hang their head enough already.

Seriously, with this name associated with the franchise, I may not be able to play again.

So does she count as a golem because of her vacuous nature and lack of anything resembling a brain, or as undead for her uncanny similarities to a rotting skeleton? And when did she suddenly become an actress? She is NOT an actress; she is a bootlicking sycophant whose entire ?career? up to this point has been to go to parties, chase the paparazzi (making sure they get their quota of crotch and nipple shots), and spend daddy?s money. To whoever is telling her it?s a good idea to be in the media and making movies, ?PLEASE STOP, THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE!? Dear lord! I imagine corn planted on her grave would taste stupid.

Wow, I must feel strongly about that. Sorry bout the mini-rant guys. I just have little patience for the combination of wasted potential and fucktards.

I have never done this

Not once

Send him……to Detroit

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, my last one for today.

Three things,
This was rather interesting to me. By practicing, I can now recognize all the grimmaces yall give me at all the parties.

This is a rather nifty little fake teaser trailer for Episode 3. Its a bit choppy in places and you can tell that it came from various movies, but overall it will probably be better than what Lucas will put out.

And,

Does this look familiar to anyone?

Okay, I lied 4 things,

SpiderAlladin? Spiadin? Alladispiderman? Spialldinderman? Who the hell knows?

Required for new residents of Cap Hill

A very handy quiz to sharpen the senses. May not be WS.

So starts the super revolution…

The 1st X-Man?